I really had been hoping that you guys were going to go to the Bat Guano Caves this week. As much as the expeditions to the south, down the timber country and across the prairie have provided us with exciting adventure, I was really hoping for a change, a short overland trip and then some cave-crawling. But, over the prairie it was.
I also had been hoping for a battle with the Apaches. I mean, come on, Apache Chief! Shaman who can summon A Patchy Fog! But noooooo, you got to buy them off with whiskey. What's the matter, didn't have any beads?