Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Now Available at Mort's Mining Supplies

Crackers & Bacon


1 pound

Acts as 1 day's rations. Tieflings and humans suffer 1 point of acid damage. Elves and half-elves suffer 1 point of piercing damage (crackers are sharp!) Dwarves and gnomes inflict 1 point of poison damage to all those within 5' for one hour after this food is consumed, and all other characters suffer 1 point of bludgeoning damage from the weight of this awful meal.


  1. Did you make the actual cards, or shall I?

  2. It was half a joke, but I'll make cards because reasons.