Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Now Available at Mort's Mining Supplies

Crackers & Bacon

1gp

1 pound

Acts as 1 day's rations. Tieflings and humans suffer 1 point of acid damage. Elves and half-elves suffer 1 point of piercing damage (crackers are sharp!) Dwarves and gnomes inflict 1 point of poison damage to all those within 5' for one hour after this food is consumed, and all other characters suffer 1 point of bludgeoning damage from the weight of this awful meal.

2 comments:

  1. Did you make the actual cards, or shall I?

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  2. It was half a joke, but I'll make cards because reasons.

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